I googled ‘corgi shorts’ instead of ‘cargo shorts’ and it turned out fantastically. Me anytime my pet alls asleep in a cute position. This is the type of guy you read about in math problems. So here he is, showing them to the dog! Every girl: OMG traveling is my passion! His Dad said there was lots of Dog training videos on YouTube. Lincoln told his Dad he wanted to learn how to train his puppy. Not A Cop: If anyone is planning any illegal activities tonight let me know. Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up, and everyone applauded me, so I told them to shut the fuck up too. *Short People Suck* I wanted to erase it, but I couldn’t reach the sign. When you and your girl are arguing and you’re both wrong so you start mocking each other.

I can’t wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay. What did you get? > I got diarreah but t was worth it. When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning. When your nose is stuffed and you just sit there and think about the time when it was’t stuffed and how you just took breathing freely for granted. Did you just use a saxaphone as a Nike icon? Improvise.

Why didnt anyone tell me meme